BIG
BALLS-69
$BALLS-69
Can I take a wild guess?
You’ve seen countless coins come and
go on Ethereum, and now you're stuck searching for the next 1000x gem.
From dormant wallets to pump-and-dump schemes, and rug pulls... The market
can appear quite stagnant at times. The market’s been a circus—dormant
wallets, pump-and-dump scams, rug pulls—it’s enough to make anyone clutch
their ball bag.
Now it’s time to step up, grab your balls, and send $BALLS-69 to the moon.
Don’t miss out—only the biggest bags make it.
Contract Address:
0x05391e3F80883D62aC237E2822eB339fb1897685
ABOUT
Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old techie, secured a role at Elon Musk’s
DOGE initiative, gaining access to U.S. government systems despite
security concerns. Musk personally voted for Coristine—who went by the
online moniker "BIG BALLS-69"—and even mentioned it on Twitter.
TOKENOMICS
Buy/Sell Tax: 0%
No taxes, no nonsense—just pure, unleashed fun. $BALLS-69 keeps it
simple and community-driven, with no tax slowing you down. And for
liquidity? The balls-69 are on fire—burnt forever. This is a movement
powered by the people, where the game stays fair, and the vibes stay
meta.
